DEAR DAWG: What’s all this I hear about intimate domain?!  Our local school district is threatening to take my property.  I told them I wouldn’t sell.  They said they would just take it, they would.  They said they could do it because of “intimate domain.”  Now I don’t know much about the law, Dawg, but I say it’s a sad day in America when a school can take away a woman’s home because she…well…you know. Sure I was intimate here.  IT’S MY HOME!  Where do they expect me to be intimate with my husband, Mr. Litella.  It’s not like I did anything wrong.  Can they just come and take my home like this?  Tell them it ain’t so, Dawg!  EMILY LITELLA.

DEAR MS. LITELLA: We think you misunderstood.  It’s eminent domain. Not intimate.  Eminent.

DAWG BONE: WE FONDLY REMEMBER EMILY LITELLA

TOMORROW: THE RULY CROWD.