Enough of all this legal stuff.   Today we offer a few excerpts from “F for Effort! More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers.”

Q: Name four animals that belong to the cat family.

A: Momma Cat. Poppa Cat. Two Kittens.

 

Q: Where is Chicago?

A:Fifth place.

 

Q:What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?

A: “Whoa!”

 

Q: In what circumstances does the fourth act of Hamlet begin?

A: It begins right after the third act.

 

Q: How many wars were waged against Spain?

A: Six.

Q: Enumerate them.

A: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

DAWG BONE: WRITING ABOUT THE LAW CAN GROW TIRESOME.

 Tomorrow: Can you serve booze at a school district facility?