Dear Dawg: I guess the teachers thought it would be amusing to put that picture of me, the principal, on the wall in the teacher’s lounge. But I think it would have been better if they had used a more professional picture. They caught me shortly after my afternoon workout on the track, dripping with sweat, shirtless. The caption read: “OUR RIPPED PRINCIPAL AND FAVORITE VALENTINE! WE LOVE YOU!!”
Well….on the one hand, I am honored, and being loved by the teachers is a good thing. On the other, this sort of smacks of sexual harassment, doesn’t it? What should I do? IT IS A GOOD PICTURE. WANT ONE?
DEAR IT IS: No, you don’t need to send the picture. I will take your word for it. We congratulate you on your buff appearance and the fact that your teaching staff holds you in high esteem. But yes, we think you should take down the picture and put it in your personal files. No doubt you will want to show it off someday to your fellow residents at the Linger Longer Assistive Living Facility.
The Dawg wishes all readers a happy V-Day! But keep it platonic, people!
DAWG BONE: WE LOVE V-DAY, BUT IT DOES OPEN A CAN OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT WORMS.