Dear Dawg: You keep telling us to CHILL about our miserable football season, but I’m here to tell you we are mad as hell and are not going to take it much longer. Last Friday looked promising until the coach made the asinine decision to go for it on 4th down and three. Did not work. The other guys got the ball and scored the winning touchdown.
We have heard that parents are planning to show up tonight holding signs that read:
CLOUDY EYES….EMPTY HEARTS…..CAN’T WIN.
THIS GUY IS NO COACH TAYLOR
What do we do, Dawg???? MAD AS HELL.
DEAR MAD AS HELL: We are sorry for your loss. Our advice remains the same. CHILL.
DAWG BONE: THERE IS ONLY ONE COACH TAYLOR